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M has said a few humorous things over the last year that I wanted to jot down.

One time the cat was sniffing one of her toy ducks she named Daddy Duck. She immediately panicked and said, "All done kitty eat Daddy Duck! All done kitty eat Daddy Duck! M eat Daddy Duck!" And she jumped off her chair, ran to Daddy Duck's rescue, and promptly put him in her mouth.

Another time she was feeding her baby along side me while I fed Pac. I asked her what her baby was eating and she said, "Pretend. Pretend is so yummy!"

She thinks the opposite of hot is yummy and the opposite of clean is yucky. One day she was pretending to drink a rock. I said, "We don't really put rocks in our mouth. They're not very yummy."
M replied, "They're hot!"
"No, they're yucky," I said.
"They're so clean!" she said.

Last night I was drawing some shapes with her. She started with the common request for a circle, rectangle, square, and heart. I drew also drew a star and a triangle. She then requested a hexagon and an equilateral triangle...